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Lessons in Government Transparency by Douglas Adams

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“But the plans were on display . . .”
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a torch.”
“Ah, well the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying Beware of the Leopard.”

If you haven’t read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, do yourself a favor and go get it NOW.  I’m going to recommend it to the Monmouth-Roseville District 238 School Board when I speak to them on April 17.


Ram the Bees!!!

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I really don’t think this was deliberate, but …

On Jan. 17 at 1 a.m., Drew Mills Pearman, Monmouth, was eastbound on 200th Ave. at the intersection of 140th St. and failed to negotiate a turn and exited the roadway, striking several bee hives.

“For the Record”, January 19, 2010, Review-Atlas

Written by Matthew

January 20, 2010 at 12:08 am

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